They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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