In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
