Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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