i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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