Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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