Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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