i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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