Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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