Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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