I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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