i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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