no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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