Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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