Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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