apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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