Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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