WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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