So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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