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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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