Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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