Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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