OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
