this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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