i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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