if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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