and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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