Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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