I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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