Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
