I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
