I smell stomach acid.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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