I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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