k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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