So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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