Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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