we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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