I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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