The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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