Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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