the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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