Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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