clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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