Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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