: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The uberlube is also flammable
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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