Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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