Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im holly from the hills drunk
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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