But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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