She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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