im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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