Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
